31st Oct 2008
Halloween happenings
Here are our top ten Halloween happenings for 2008.
1- Russell Brand wont have to dress down today.
2- John McCain is trick or treating for ‘emergency funds’.
3- There will be no apple-bobbing around the Executive table.
4- Stormont is hosting the annual pin the blame on the donkey (donkey can be: Peter Robinson, Martin McGuinness, Jim Allister, Caitriona Ruane, the Brits or whoever you like).
5- Derry is getting another bridge to accommodate the invading hordes.
6- Teachers call off strike in time for mid term break.
7- The South’s Greens are behaving like zombies.
8- Johnatan Ross is now afraid to say boo to a ghost.
9- Cleric calls for witch trial of Education Minister
10- Ten years ago the PM said:
Tony Blair was under pressure last night to intervene in the crisis over the setting up of an executive of ministers for the new Northern Ireland Assembly.
With tomorrow’s deadline for the establishment of the body set to pass without a breakthrough, efforts are intensifying on all sides to try to find a solution.
Sinn Fein president Gerry Adams called on Mr Tony Blair to step in to break the stalemate.
In a separate move, it was disclosed that the Irish Prime Minister, Mr Bertie Ahern, was ready to take part in intensive discussions in Belfast next week. First Minister David Trimble held an hour-long private meeting with Mr Adams yesterday - described as “frank and hard-nosed” - but afterwards the gulf between the two parties seemed as wide as ever.
The UUP leader accused the Sinn Fein president of failing to do his duty over weapons decommissioning. “There is no sign of Mr Adams being prepared to seriously engage and to fulfil his obligations under the agreement,” Mr Trimble said.
“It is his failure that is causing us a problem, there are no other problems.”
Mr Adams claimed the First Minister had gone back on the agreement and said he would be contacting Mr Blair as a matter of urgency.
“I feel I have a responsibility to spell out very clearly to the British Prime Minister that he also signed up to this agreement and that the Ulster Unionist Party is preventing the implementation of the agreement which he signed up to,” said Mr Adams.
Under the terms of the Good Friday agreement, an executive of ministers and a north-south council should have been in place by October 31.
However, Mr Trimble has insisted the IRA begin decommissioning its weapons before he will sit down with Sinn Fein in an executive. With no sign of any movement on weapons, the process is stalled.
Mr Ahern, at a meeting of business leaders in Balbriggan, County Dublin, yesterday, emphasised the urgency of getting meaningful structures for cross-border co-operation “up and running as soon as possible”.
The potential for significantly increased trade had been boosted by the Good Friday agreement, he said, and that should be carried through. “Peace is the greatest prosperity builder of all,” he said.
Downing Street said work would continue on trying to drive forward all parts of the Good Friday agreement. “There have been difficulties in the past and they have been overcome,” a spokesman said.
Lets do the time warp again…..
Happy Halloween!!!!
Here are our top ten Halloween happenings for 2008.
1- Russell Brand wont have to dress down today.
2- John McCain is trick or treating for ‘emergency funds’.
3- There will be no apple-bobbing around the Executive table.
4- Stormont is hosting the annual pin the blame on the donkey (donkey can be: Peter Robinson, Martin McGuinness, Jim Allister, Caitriona Ruane, the Brits or whoever you like).
5- Derry is getting another bridge to accommodate the invading hordes.
6- Teachers call off strike in time for mid term break.
7- The South’s Greens are behaving like zombies.
8- Johnatan Ross is now afraid to say boo to a ghost.
9- Cleric calls for witch trial of Education Minister
10- Ten years ago the PM said:
Tony Blair was under pressure last night to intervene in the crisis over the setting up of an executive of ministers for the new Northern Ireland Assembly.
With tomorrow’s deadline for the establishment of the body set to pass without a breakthrough, efforts are intensifying on all sides to try to find a solution.
Sinn Fein president Gerry Adams called on Mr Tony Blair to step in to break the stalemate.
In a separate move, it was disclosed that the Irish Prime Minister, Mr Bertie Ahern, was ready to take part in intensive discussions in Belfast next week. First Minister David Trimble held an hour-long private meeting with Mr Adams yesterday - described as “frank and hard-nosed” - but afterwards the gulf between the two parties seemed as wide as ever.
The UUP leader accused the Sinn Fein president of failing to do his duty over weapons decommissioning. “There is no sign of Mr Adams being prepared to seriously engage and to fulfil his obligations under the agreement,” Mr Trimble said.
“It is his failure that is causing us a problem, there are no other problems.”
Mr Adams claimed the First Minister had gone back on the agreement and said he would be contacting Mr Blair as a matter of urgency.
“I feel I have a responsibility to spell out very clearly to the British Prime Minister that he also signed up to this agreement and that the Ulster Unionist Party is preventing the implementation of the agreement which he signed up to,” said Mr Adams.
Under the terms of the Good Friday agreement, an executive of ministers and a north-south council should have been in place by October 31.
However, Mr Trimble has insisted the IRA begin decommissioning its weapons before he will sit down with Sinn Fein in an executive. With no sign of any movement on weapons, the process is stalled.
Mr Ahern, at a meeting of business leaders in Balbriggan, County Dublin, yesterday, emphasised the urgency of getting meaningful structures for cross-border co-operation “up and running as soon as possible”.
The potential for significantly increased trade had been boosted by the Good Friday agreement, he said, and that should be carried through. “Peace is the greatest prosperity builder of all,” he said.
Downing Street said work would continue on trying to drive forward all parts of the Good Friday agreement. “There have been difficulties in the past and they have been overcome,” a spokesman said.
Lets do the time warp again…..
Happy Halloween!!!!
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